misotrashy:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

So much of this. An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

misotrashy:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

So much of this. 

An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

(Source: ethiopienne)

as a little kid: how on earth do big kids go around to different classes all day

now: how on earth do little kids sit with the same teacher all day long

gripdeantightandcroatoanhim:

Some free advice. You ever get back there, you hoard toilet paper. You understand me? Hoard it. Hoard it like it’s made of gold. Because it is. ”

Oh Chuck, you awesome! - Jess

(Source: gripdeantightandraisehim)

If the signs were mythological creatures:

Aries: Werewolf

Taurus: Hell hound

Gemini: Doppelgänger

Cancer: Banshee

Leo: Fairy

Virgo: Angel

Libra: Nymph

Scorpio: Siren

Sagittarius: Ghost

Capricorn: Mermaid

Aquarius: Vampire

Pisces: Shapeshifter

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deeernsure:

I enjoy making these and I wanted to remake this because I fucked up when I tried this before 

kingcheddarxvii:

Take any movie premise about a white man and make it about a grandma and it becomes twice as interesting

babyharuka:

tssfxx:

foulmilk:

but it’s like
100% girls r hot
an 23% boys r hot

OK BUT CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO REALIZE HOW FUCKING TRUE THIS IS

please dont

boys are capable of being insecure too

please dont

devynmunoz:

crazyideasfromaweirdperson:

Dear parents of LGBT+ young people:

You should be less worried about your offspring being influenced into their LGBT+ identities by people they met online, and more worried about the fact that they go online to meet people that will give them the acceptance and support that you haven’t.

This needs more notes

(Source: crazyideasfromawhiteperson)

alt-j:

WHY are so many posts super low quality twitter screenshots like u didn’t take that with a disposable film camera