there’s always that one character where you’re like “tbh I love this character bc I am this character”
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
I feel the need to re-post this every couple of years. This is one of my favorite tattoos. When people see it for the first time they think I just like to write on my hand. They don’t realize its a tattoo until they see me again and it’s still there.
The creepiest and most mesmerizing video of the year so far might be of a sinister floating black orb that follows people around making weird ambient noises.
The designers unleashed this hovering black ball in public spaces: they filmed it lurking in elevators and awkwardly freaking out passengers, floating down the stairs like a terrible omen, replaying people’s conversations, and making industrial clanking noises like the soundtrack to one of David Lynch’s student films.
im going to fuck that
jesus fuck the only way this could be creepier is if it were mylar
THE ORB IS LEARNING. THE ORB MEANS YOU NO HARM. DO NOT DISTURB THE ORB.
Merida for a hot Southern California Day at Disney!
I’m so done with this planet
she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.
this is sexism, my friends.
This is just fucking ridiculous! I’m sure the last thing she gave a shit about was her nipple coming out while she was SAVING HER CHILD AND THEIR NANNY!
Gotta love he fact that the story is about the nip slip and not the rescue. The rescue is just an afterthought.
this is so disgusting
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive
or his lovely jacket
OR HIS WATCH
AND HERE I THOUGHT HE WAS BUYING HIS CLOTHES IN TESCO
maybe he’s the pimp of london
Maybe he is a great thrift store shopper
Maybe Sherlock is his sugar daddy