|depressed person: laughs at something funny|
|moron: what, you're laughing? i thought you were depressed you're supposed to be sad all the time and crying and suicidal you're not really depressed you faker|
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- go on walks while holding hands
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
Lmfao!!!!! Omg! I can’t breath! laughing to hard!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!
|My Psychology Professor: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.|
Tadaaa, this is my beautiful, beautiful Jensen photo OP. Can I just say how happy I am with this. <3
I told Jensen if he knows that look that Dean always gets whenever somebody touches him affectionately, like how he kinda leans into it and looks all starved for it. Jensen immediately said “sure, like that” an that was it.
Not sure how I survived that photo OP.